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Wednesday, 7 October 2009
Google Wave is the thing I never knew I'd not miss not having.

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DAMMIT I just realized you can sing "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" to the tune of "My Friends Tigger and Pooh."

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Just when I think I'm going to make it out of the house on time: "Um, Daddy..." The Morning Poopster strikes again.

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Friday, 2 October 2009
Appropriately, I could only get AT&T's non-3G network at the U2 concert last night. Damn The Edge.

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Thursday, 1 October 2009
From the backseat: "Daddy, traffic is getting pretty jammed!"

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Wednesday, 30 September 2009
College kid behind us at Panera, to his brah: "Dude, I only got six hours of sleep last night. Exams are a bitch." Try kids, sport.

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Monday, 28 September 2009
My first meeting of the day is at UVA's nuclear reactor building. You shall know me by the glowing of my doodads.

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Saturday, 26 September 2009
Oops. My bad, lady in 6D. I didn't realize my elbow could fit that far up an ass. Hope your next flight's okay.

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Happy birthday to my smart, beautiful wife!

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Monday, 21 September 2009
I confess that I'm reading Dan Brown's new book while on vacation. It's basically the novelization of the movie "National Treasure."

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Just finished hiking Penobscot Mountain, whose name clearly is the Native American word for "white nerd breaks his ankles."

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Sunday, 20 September 2009
For the second time today, my meal has been lobster and blueberry pie. I am now growing a carapace that would be delicious in pancakes.

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If I lived in Bar Harbor, I'd be known as Lobster Roll Man, the morbidly obese guy who comes outside once a week to buy more lobster rolls.

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I'm on top of Gorham Mountain. And I need to pee. Look out below!

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Saturday, 19 September 2009
Thanks to US Airways for adding ADVENTURE to our vacation with that last-minute cross-airport gate change!

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I thunk the Dyson Airblade hand dryer at @CHOairport just removed the outer layer of my skin.

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Monday, 14 September 2009
This offal is awful. What tripe.

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Sunday, 13 September 2009
I feel like ass warmed over.

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"Snow Leopard" can be sung to the tune of "Goldfinger." And now it's stuck in your head, too.

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If I post anything about a hangover tomorrow morning, just remind me: it's my own damned fault.

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